I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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