I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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