I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
then he tried to convert me to islam
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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