Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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