We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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