Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I did not marry a roomba.
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