I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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