she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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