Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Pooping to opera.
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