Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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