i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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