he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I can't turn off my feet"
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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