Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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