don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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