return my video game
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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