What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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