Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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