I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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