She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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