you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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