You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I think your dad took our porno
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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