Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
where are you?
Hypothermia
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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