it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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