I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Go christen that room with your naked body.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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