I think I am morally bankrupt
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
two words...techno handjob
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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