everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
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