they need to just BURY HIM!
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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