You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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