Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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