Porn is love you can see.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
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