I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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