i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Randomize
