So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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