I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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