More tranny stories later!
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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