i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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