i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
is it fun? or sober?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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