im drinking this country out of the recession.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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