Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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