THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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