i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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