You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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