she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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