and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
organizing the empties. That sober.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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