whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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