When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
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