you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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