He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
last night I used snow as a chaser
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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