why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
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