When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Your penis caused this!
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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