Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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