That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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