you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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