spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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