We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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