ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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