No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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