Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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