O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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