bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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