But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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